As Scotty would say, "I canna change the laws of Physics, Captain!"
It's diffraction and most folks would say that it starts at f/8, not f/16.
http://www.luminous-landscape.com/essays/brick-wall.shtml(OT note, I just saw a blog topic calculating just how big Legolas' pupils would have to be in order to have eyesight as good as reported in "The Lord of The Rings" *- they would have to be a few inches across. Birds get around this by seeing in the UV - not something we photographers can do! - and having special oil droplets on their cones.)
*When he sees the Riders of Rohan for the first time.